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Would You Rather...Unfiltered
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Claudia and Lynnie are putting each other on the spot with a spicy round of Would You Rather...relationships, attraction, jealousy, bad decisions, dealbreakers, and questions that probably shouldn’t be answered out loud.
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SPEAKER_00Welcome, guys. I'm Linny. And I'm Claudia. And it's always we get so giggly. I know when the Toward the end of the night. Yeah. I think we're just, you know, that's when you know it's time to wrap it up.
SPEAKER_01That's when you know it's cocktail time. It's cocktail and cleavage time. Welcome, guys. Welcome. And um, hello, Dax. Hi, girl. Thanks for joining us again.
SPEAKER_03Thank you for having me.
SPEAKER_00Dax is back in the studio. People are wondering where Gary probably is.
SPEAKER_03Is this the fourth time?
SPEAKER_00Gary's in the Caribbean. Gary's in the Caribbean living his best life. Like we're over here struggling, pale. Yeah, I know. Gary flood the country. Right? Gary. We gotta get Gary on the phone. Yeah, I know. What are we doing today, Lenny?
SPEAKER_03I had an idea.
SPEAKER_00What?
SPEAKER_03Well, you know, the the the guests, the fans love knowing about you two, and I thought it'd be fun to ask you kind of like a would you rather, but dating condition. Like, would you date X and would you date Y?
SPEAKER_00Okay, okay, let's do it. Are you guys ready? How many questions we got?
SPEAKER_03You're in the hot seat.
SPEAKER_00We're in the hot seat. 600. Okay, ready, go. All right.
SPEAKER_03Um, so would you guys date a professional athlete? Yes or no and why?
SPEAKER_00Yes and no or why and why. And why? Yes. Because I would be a hot wag.
SPEAKER_03Oh god.
SPEAKER_00Right? Yeah. Wives wives and girlfriends. I got great bags for that. Um that's it.
SPEAKER_03That's that's your logic? That's my logic. Nothing about love or not.
SPEAKER_00And athletes are hot. I love a nice athletic man.
SPEAKER_03Would be your preferred choice.
SPEAKER_00Which one are they the least cheaters in?
SPEAKER_03I mean, they travel a lot, so I think you know probably like cricket. Cricket? Yeah. All right, she's going to India, everybody. She's going to India.
SPEAKER_00My Indian fans will love this. What sport? I don't know. I'm onto basketball right now because you know the the Knicks one. So I'm gonna go with the basketball player.
SPEAKER_03All right, Linny, what about you?
SPEAKER_01Golfer. Yeah. Yeah. I think I think golfers are hot.
SPEAKER_03Boy John Daly, he really does it for you.
SPEAKER_01Just I just I like their little golfets, you know. They're little golfets. They dress well. They do. Classy.
SPEAKER_03You'd be a classy wife. Yeah. The country club thing. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I used to be. No, I like my my basketball player walking in with like Louis Vuitton, Pimp Daddy. Yeah, like I can see that.
SPEAKER_03So you guys would date a professional athlete. Yes. Okay, fair. Next, would you date a porn star?
SPEAKER_01No. No.
SPEAKER_03Let me clarify. Let me back up a second. Because we know as you've expressed, you are interested in men and women.
SPEAKER_00Yes.
SPEAKER_03So would you date male or female porn star? Why not?
SPEAKER_00Faster female, no to male.
SPEAKER_03And why?
SPEAKER_00Um. I just think women in that field are fun and sexy, but when a guy does it, it's just I'm just not into it. I think guys get into it because they just want to bang everybody. And the female porn stars that I know actually just really enjoy it. Not just the sexual part, but like being on camera and the whole glitz and glamour of it. I think guys get into it because they just want to get their rocks off.
SPEAKER_03Interesting. Would you what do you think, Linny?
SPEAKER_00No, I wouldn't. Male or a woman? Well, you're not. I just assume everybody's gay like me, sorry. So no, okay. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01No.
SPEAKER_03Even if he was a cool guy, you know, took care of himself, just you know, wouldn't be your thing?
SPEAKER_01No. I can't get past Richard Glaze. Just I just think of that when I think of male porn star.
SPEAKER_03All right.
SPEAKER_01Dick Glazed.
SPEAKER_03They definitely have some unique names. Yeah, they do. Very creative names.
SPEAKER_00Give it to you guys for that. You do you definitely have very creative names.
SPEAKER_03Very creative names. So that's that's a no.
SPEAKER_01Sorry guys. Sorry, yeah, sorry guys. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03And you as well, Claudia, was more like with women.
SPEAKER_01You know why else too? You know, okay. I read this, I think it was in Jenna Jameson's book, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star. And she talked about how end of the day you come home, you're exhausted, you don't even want to have sex because that's what you do for work.
SPEAKER_03Sure. Yeah. Like I could see that.
SPEAKER_00You know, a lot of people come home from work and they still don't want to have sex just because they're, you know, they're tired from work. But imagine you have to go to work to have sex. You're like double the tired. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Imagine you came home from a gangbang.
SPEAKER_00No, but I definitely don't want to be banged at home. Yeah. Right. Not tonight, honey. Already got gangbanged.
SPEAKER_03So for the female porn stars, you can get into Claudia's DMs. Yeah. The men, not in either one of the games.
SPEAKER_00I don't want to make DMs anyway, especially Dick Glaze.
SPEAKER_03Alright. So let's move on. Next, next uh question.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_03Would you date or marry? Drum roll, please. An unemployed man. Wow.
SPEAKER_00Are you between jobs? Are you Yeah, it would depend, right? Yeah. Like what do you what is unemployed?
SPEAKER_03Between jobs, but he's been unemployed for a reasonably long amount of time.
SPEAKER_00Like how long?
SPEAKER_03Well, we're getting into semantics here.
SPEAKER_01So no, like there's Is he working on something though?
SPEAKER_03Like Maybe he is, maybe he isn't. But he just currently doesn't have a job.
SPEAKER_01If he's just a fucking bum and has no ambition and no like motivation or drive, then no. Like we gotta be working towards something. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03No, what if he's like a career, just can't get it together? He tries. He tries, but it's just maybe no. He gets that job, he makes it six months or something, you know, and just can't he can't get it together. No. But he's a good guy.
SPEAKER_01No.
SPEAKER_03Claudia's just no no chances.
SPEAKER_01I feel like if he's trying, I s you know, and if he's a really good guy and everything else clicks, maybe. No. No, for you. No.
SPEAKER_00Hard pass. Sorry. I need because I I'm so ambitious. I you can't like you Fair. You gotta give me a little bit more than that.
SPEAKER_01I feel like someone has money if they're just chilling and not doing anything. They're just you know what I mean?
SPEAKER_00But if you have money to then I don't think you're unemployed, right? Because there's a lot of guys that have a lot of money, but they're technically unemployed. But that doesn't mean they're unemployed, that just means they don't need to work anymore. Yeah, yeah. But I think a lot of guys who are unemployed think they don't need to work, but they don't have the money. Yeah, you know? Yeah. So no.
SPEAKER_03So what about would you date, let's say, a trust fund baby or Mary, a trust fund baby, but he's lazy as hell. No, no, but he has money.
SPEAKER_01No. No, no.
SPEAKER_03That wouldn't do you for it? A guy who has no work ambition, nothing to do with it. I don't like the lazy. But he's sitting on fifty million dollars.
SPEAKER_00It's laziness, yeah. It's not about the money, it's about the the the type of personality that being a lazy person brings. Because you're gonna be lazy for me, you're gonna be lazy for your family, you're gonna be lazy for your friends. If you're lazy, you're lazy. How you do one thing is how you do everything. So that's a no.
SPEAKER_03Okay. Would you rather date a really, really rich guy, but he's a five, or a broke guy, but he's a ten out of ten. Oh, be careful on this one, guys. This could the internet could grow rage bait on this.
SPEAKER_00Give me the rich, ugly guy, because I know some people. Oh, yeah. We could fix things.
SPEAKER_03Plastic surgery.
SPEAKER_01I could fix you. Yeah. I'd say give me the broke guy, and but only if you're working on shit. Really? Yeah. Nah. Like if he's ten out of ten and he's broke, but he's like, you know. Find a way to level up. I don't know. I could fix him. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Don't you think it's hard to create ambition? I mean, good surgeons, right? Yeah. You can make that nose smaller.
SPEAKER_01True. And I mean, looks are, you know, that that's connections everything. If you're connected to the person, they can be a three. Maybe.
SPEAKER_00All the guys are like, hell yeah, here's my time. I'm a three. You you rang. I don't know. The threes are getting excited.
SPEAKER_03Okay, fair. Okay. Next one. Would you rather be with a well-known celebrity or someone who's completely private and hates social media?
SPEAKER_01Private hate social media. Private hates social media, yeah.
SPEAKER_03I I knew you two were gonna say that, and I and I don't agree with you. I think you two would hate that.
SPEAKER_00No. Because I'm I'm I'm getting tired. I don't want to do this much longer.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, but think about your guys' life and how things get accessed because of who you are and how people know you. You would cut 50% of that.
SPEAKER_00And you wouldn't get But what if I could stay on social media and carry the show?
SPEAKER_03Well, that's not what I asked.
SPEAKER_00No, that is what you asked. Because it has to do with him, not with me. I don't want I don't want him to be a celebrity. Let me take us to all the events and stuff.
SPEAKER_03Okay, fair. I see your point.
SPEAKER_00As long as we're as long as one of us as long as one of us has access to things and opportunities, that's fine. Both of us don't need to.
SPEAKER_03Okay, fair. Fair. Lindny, what do you think?
SPEAKER_01I'm still going with my answer. Yeah, private. Private. Private. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Okay. What about would you date or marry a mechanic?
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03No, I'm talking like a in the in the in the car, working in the engine. Yeah, you like that. Okay.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah. I love a man that knows the garage.
SPEAKER_03Just to clarify, he doesn't own the garage. No. He's just working in it.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, no, I don't care about that.
SPEAKER_03Oh, cool. All the mechanics are getting excited.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Especially like if you're like a HVAC guy, hell yeah. Do you know what it's like in Vegas? My HVAC guy's over once a month. Absolutely. Coming up in your attic and shit. Shit, yeah. Damn. All the time. I have to call the HVAC guy when I get back home. It's making like a clinking noise. They're over like once a month. Yeah, absolutely.
SPEAKER_03Busy and successful, or you just think the concept's hot?
SPEAKER_00Both. I love like a working man. You love working man. Yeah, okay. I think I like a working man more than like a white-collar man.
SPEAKER_03What do you think, Lenny? Saying?
SPEAKER_01Um, I'm kind of like either or on that one. I do think it's like a white-collar man could be very hot too. Yeah. Business and hot suit, you know.
SPEAKER_03Hot suit. Yeah. Hot suit.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Alright, fair, fair. Would you guys marry or date?
SPEAKER_00Mate, marry or date?
SPEAKER_03Firefighter.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Dangerous job though. What if he doesn't come home one night?
SPEAKER_00All jobs are dangerous at this point with with what the world's doing.
SPEAKER_03True, but you know, there's a certain element of risk.
SPEAKER_00I think I would be concerned, not that I wouldn't, but I think I would be concerned just with the way the world is going, dating a police officer, just because that would be my concern every night. Oh, yeah. Are they coming home? Yeah. You know, a fire, like, at least fires happen, it's not a violent thing, right? Like they died in a fire. Okay, that's very sad. But like shot to death. They didn't get shot to death. It's not catastrophic. Like it's, you know, like dying in a fire obviously is too, but like knowing that my husband got shot, or like, oh man, I don't know if I could do that.
SPEAKER_01And cops are always the cheaters, too, usually.
SPEAKER_00Cheaters. I have heard this.
SPEAKER_03I've heard that too. Big time. Yeah, I've heard that.
SPEAKER_00Is it because they're so stressed out at work? No, but then all men would be cheating.
SPEAKER_01Well, I think it's because badge bunnies, women flock over cops. Yeah. And they work long hours, and it's like a power, like you know what I mean? It's like a authority thing. I don't know.
SPEAKER_00I dated a cop once.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. That's all I'm gonna say about that. That's an off-camera conversation. I can't wait to hear about it. Oh, yeah, you'll like this.
SPEAKER_03Here's a good one. And you guys, this will the internet will love this one. Would you guys date someone who's 5'6 but treats you like an absolute queen? Or someone who's 6'4 and it's just playing games.
SPEAKER_01Ooh. That's tough because I'm 5'2, so I feel like I can get away with it. Yeah, you could get away with 5'6.
SPEAKER_03So maybe he's like 5'10. But 5'10 and the other guy's 5'2.
SPEAKER_015'2?
SPEAKER_035'2 and he's treats you like a queen. But 5'10 and he's a stud, but mix signals all the way.
SPEAKER_00Oh. You can't control your height. You can't.
SPEAKER_01I've always been attracted to tall men, so I don't know. Why do women always say that?
SPEAKER_03Oh, I'm going, he's too short. But you say that, but then women really have a problem with it.
SPEAKER_00I feel bad for short guys. Like I love a short king.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00I just don't know.
SPEAKER_01You just want to be taller than him.
SPEAKER_00I don't want to be taller than I like.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_00Because you know the second you walk into a room with that guy, everybody's looking at that. Like you know they are. I saw that at the airport today. Like the girl was literally like 5'8, 5'9, and he was like like 5'1. And that's it, it's like it's the first thing you think of. Like, aw. I know. You know? Yeah. But I love a short king. I know a lot of short guys, and they're very nice. Yeah. So I don't know. That's hard. That is hard. I don't know if I have an answer today.
SPEAKER_03Alright, we're gonna uh plead the fifth on that one. Yeah. Alright. Fair. Alright, would you be with someone who's incredible in private but in a complete embarrassment in public? Or impressive in public but very disappointing in private. You two are stumped.
SPEAKER_02I know.
SPEAKER_00That's a good one. You're asking good questions. Um I'd rather you be impressive in private. Yeah. And a loser in public.
SPEAKER_03I said embarrassing. Loser in public. Not loser, embarrassing.
SPEAKER_00Like what does embarrassing mean?
SPEAKER_03Like you're like everyone's just like behind your back, like, I can't believe she's with this guy. But when you're at home, he's the best thing since sliced bread.
SPEAKER_00Well, ultimately I'm in a relationship for myself. You can be the best guy in the world publicly, and people are still gonna talk shit. So yeah. So as long as you're good to me, I don't care what everybody else thinks.
SPEAKER_01In private, that's more important. Yeah, definitely.
SPEAKER_00I'm in a relationship with you to be the private stuff, not the public stuff. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Fair Lenny, you agree?
SPEAKER_01Yep, definitely.
SPEAKER_03Okay, okay. What about someone who is extremely attractive but very insecure? Or someone who's eh looking but very confident.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I can do the insects I think that's so yeah, I think I can't baby an insecure person at this stage in my life.
SPEAKER_00I can't. Yeah. No. Don't give me the insecure guy.
SPEAKER_03Someone makes a million bucks a year, but he's constantly working. Or someone who makes $40,000 a year and he's always available and he's a lot of fun.
SPEAKER_00The rich guy.
SPEAKER_03Oh. Clip that one for Instagram.
SPEAKER_01That he's always working. So at least your time together would be pleasant, right? Yeah, and at least we'll be having fun because you got money. Because you got money to have fun. That the other guy's fun too. But he makes 40,000 a year and he's more available. Yeah. I'm always working though.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, true. I'm a workaholic and I'm a lot of fun. Yeah. You just have to deal with the fact that I work a lot, but I don't think that's a bad thing. Yeah. Fair. Fair. And I don't think it is anything with the financial part. Like if if you don't make enough money for us to have fun anyway, you gotta go to work.
SPEAKER_03Things aren't always require money, that's fun.
SPEAKER_00Like what?
SPEAKER_03Well, maybe most things.
SPEAKER_00But you know like what that I would be into. I know that sounds terrible, and the that this is a great rage debate, but I'm not into those things.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I mean you wouldn't be taking a private jet to Monaco.
SPEAKER_00Well, I'm not doing that anyway, but you know You wouldn't even be in Monaco. Right. I need to get to Monaco. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03I understand.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_03What, the broke guy?
SPEAKER_01Well, the f yeah. I guess not broke, but less money, more available? Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_03So you two diff differ on. Yeah, we're very different. Interesting.
SPEAKER_00It's a good thing. We'll never go after the other one.
SPEAKER_01Because I picture the other guy like gone all the time. Like, that's what I mean. Gone, but he makes fuck. Can't give you enough attention. You know what I mean? That's why I'm kind of surprised you picked that one because I know you like attention. I do, but I also want to have fun what when you're off of work. True. Yeah. Because she's going the business trips with them. Right.
SPEAKER_00Which is what I I'm a Velcro wife, so yeah.
SPEAKER_03Fair. Yeah. Alright. Would you be with someone who's amazing in the bedroom? Ooh. But terrible at communication.
SPEAKER_01Oh no.
SPEAKER_03Or amazing at communication. Terrible in the bedroom.
SPEAKER_01Ah, damn. That's a tall one.
SPEAKER_00Big is he?
SPEAKER_03That's a myth. I thought women don't care about that.
SPEAKER_00Well, if you're good in the bedroom, but you're Willy small, but you're good at he's good. But you're good at communication. But if your dick is big, these are these are two different things.
SPEAKER_03No part of this question had anything to do with his kind of size.
SPEAKER_00I think the size matters here. Because how are you gonna be good in the bedroom if you don't have a a nice that doesn't that you you are getting way too particular?
SPEAKER_03He's good at it, okay, but he can't communicate. Okay. Or he's a great communicator and he's not very good at it.
SPEAKER_00Great communicator.
SPEAKER_03Because you could teach him, right?
SPEAKER_00I could teach him.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. I think there's nothing worse than a person that can't communicate. Yeah. You know. That'd be hard. You could get better at sex, right? Hopefully. Hopefully. Hopefully, yeah.
SPEAKER_00I don't know if I've ever been with anybody that's been terrible at sex, so I don't know. I I can't judge that. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Interesting.
SPEAKER_00Alright, give us two more.
SPEAKER_03Two more. Okay.
SPEAKER_00Two more good ones. Leave it all out on the table.
SPEAKER_03Would you date a man who is emotionally vulnerable and cries? Oh. Or one who never shows emotion.
SPEAKER_00Cry. Damn. I need a crier. My ex was this was happy. This was sad. This was excited. Like it just it's crazy. That would be give me the crier. Yeah, definitely. But is he a crier because he's like like he Like he's not a pussy, right? He feels emotions or is he like a little pussy ass bitch and like he like can't handle real?
SPEAKER_03Think surface level.
SPEAKER_00Don't know how to do that. You want the crier. I want the crier.
SPEAKER_03You want the emotion. Alright. Fair.
SPEAKER_00Last one.
SPEAKER_03Would you rather date someone or marry who has cheated many times before? Or someone who has been the person who was cheated on in their previous relationships.
SPEAKER_01Oh shit.
SPEAKER_03Because I think that not to interrupt, but I think the cheated on that person can carry a lot of people.
SPEAKER_01Oh yeah. A lot. They're gonna wonder that you're always cheating and not they're gonna trust issues and shit. So I'm gonna go with the cheater.
SPEAKER_03But you know, but knowing he's probably gonna cheat on you.
SPEAKER_00But then you go into the relationship knowing, okay, this guy's probably gonna cheat on me, and then just if I know that, then that's one thing. But you know, if I know that and then I'm surprised later, then that's you know, another thing. Yeah. Give me the cheater.
SPEAKER_03Um I found a good one here. I just would like to Okay, okay. I think this is a good one to sum up with. Would you rather date someone who loves your dog? Oh no. But hates your family. Or loves the family, but hates the dog.
SPEAKER_02Loves the dog, hates the dog.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, you can't hate my dog.
SPEAKER_00Fuck you. Yeah. Like you're not even in a relationship with me if you hate my dog.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I think people that don't like dogs are pieces of shit, honestly. That's true. Just I'm being broke up.
SPEAKER_00What's the saying? Like, I've never met a dog I didn't like, but I've met plenty of people I don't like.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00And my dog's never gonna turn his back on me. My family will. Right? Yeah, yeah. So no, the dog stays. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03All right, we'll give one one last one here. Okay. Just because this one I'm geared towards Claudia because she's uh interested also in women. Yes. But you could answer this too, if you were interested in women, hypothetically. Would you date someone who constantly posts thirst straps or someone who refuses to post photos at all?
SPEAKER_00Thirst straps?
SPEAKER_03And I said that because men posting thirst straps kind of weird, right? So I was thinking you and women. So you like the thirst strap thing? Yeah. Why is that?
SPEAKER_00Because you it's fine, like you're hot, like you want to be that's okay. Just because you post thirst strap doesn't mean you're a bad person.
SPEAKER_03What if people slipping those DMs?
SPEAKER_00Fine. I know what I bring to the table, baby. Slipping them.
SPEAKER_03Hell yeah. Okay.
SPEAKER_00Hit us both up. What's up?
SPEAKER_03Linny? Hypothetical hot girl, your girlfriend, would you like the thirst straps?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I don't have a problem with that.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Like we both do it, so why would I hate somebody else for doing it? Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Fair.
SPEAKER_00All right. Yeah. That was a very good would you rather. That was probably the best would you rather ever.
SPEAKER_01That was a hard one.
SPEAKER_03Some deep ones in there, huh? The dog one really. The dogs.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, you must love dogs, and uh, I love mechanics.
SPEAKER_03Mechanic who has a dog and post some thirst traps, slipping caught in the and a female porn star. Yep.
SPEAKER_00That's a mechanic who loves dogs. No dick lays. Yeah, no dick lays.
SPEAKER_01All right, guys. All right, we love you. Thanks for looking at you for listening. Cheers.